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Oh to be the rug.<br><br>*still giggling* <br><br>I'm so glad we don't have any green rugs in the house. I'd have to throw them out, coz I wouldn't be able to look at them seriously. *lol*<br><br> <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;">I can't do it. I have an appointment. Urm ...

I'd like to see a mix of hilarious comedy and some straight acting as well. <br>Although the world would fall apart, according to critics, if he did more serious films. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE ...

I'm feeling the Dick and Jane one. My mate has a t.shirt that says, "Jane likes Dick." Makes me laugh everytime I see it.<br>I'm sure you don't need me to tell you why. <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;">I can't do it. I have an appointment. Urm... dentist... yeah!</span><!--EZCODE ...

*wetting self*<br><br>Oh how I would love to have been that rug! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Who saw Ruby Wax then? <br>She ruined it a bit. Stupid woman. <br><br>HA! RUG! <p ...

ROCK YOUR BODY!<br><br>Hello, I just realised I haven't randomly posted for about 2000 years.<br>I'm so bored.<br><br>My boyfriend was supposed to be coming home from holiday today, and I was supposed to be with him right around now, but the damn plane was delayed. So now I'm sitting here lonely ...

I did rock climbing when I was about... 12. Never again! NEVER AGAIN!<br>I also did absailing... (spelt wrong isn't it?) They told me to lean back, I did, they told me to lean back furth, I did. They told me to lean back even further, I told them to f*** off.<br>Yes, even at 12, I had a foul mouth ...

He is seriously on my mind constantly.<br>Which is a bit sad now I think about it. My motivation when I go out at night is, "Well you never know, Mr C could be there." Which is very unlikely seeing as I live in the most boring town of England where there's naff all to do at night! But, he could so ...

*bigs up the vanilla ice sketch*<br><br>Yo! VIP! Let's kick it! <br>He sounds so like him. So many jokes.<br><br>Yeah, hi! Welcome. I'm a MASSIVE Jim fan!<br>Everyone at college knew exactly who I'd do all my projects on last year. And one of the comments in my leavers book is, "If you marry Jim ...

I think I posted something like this about 10thousand years ago... no harm in refreshing the subject though.<br><br>Hmm, he'd just have to look at me to be impressed! *lol* Na, not at all. He'd probably look at me and run. I'm... facially challenged!<br><br>I'd probably sing All That Jazz and whack ...

*giggles naughtily behind hand*<br><br>Well, we wouldn't be talking much... apart from the odd groan...<br><br>Heh heh. <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;">I can't do it. I have an appointment. Urm... dentist... yeah!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

I've been besotted since the first time I saw the Mask premier on Sky Movies in 1996. I can even remember that it was 8:00pm, Sunday 26th June... *blush*<br>Just how sad am I?<br><br>And there's no way that you're the only one!<br><br>Are you all set for Ruby Wax? *grabs video* <p><!--EZCODE FONT ...

Nope, doesn't make you a bad person at all, Catherine.<br>I'd do exactly the same to my boyfriend and he knows it! Hmm, I wonder why he was so glad I didn't go to the Bruce Almighty premier... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol ...

To be completely honest, I didn't actually see it coz I wasn't looking for it.<br>And I don't read TV guides. I thought Ruby Wax was going to be on ITV coz I'm sure I saw it advertised on ITV. <br>Ho-hum.<br>Either way, I'll be watching it and trying to hump the TV. <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span ...

I think their version of "user friendly" is slightly different from ours.<br><br>Oooh Evanesence!<br><br>*runs to the TV* What a song! <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;">I can't do it. I have an appointment. Urm... dentist... yeah!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!<br>Anyone here up for behing hired to steal my computer so I can get a new one?<br>It has had a hissy fit with all my IM services, so I had to delete AOL and MSN just doesn't want to work. Also hotmail keeps freezing, so I can't access my emails, so I have to use my alternate ...