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Retard_Messiah wrote:Hihihi, my real iguana didn´t like the plastic lizard. He is afraid of it.

I´m not feeling well because the girl I love dont want me.

I'm sorry. Remember, there's always the cup chick.

Retard_Messiah wrote:I am depressed. Can someone make me laugh

Don't you have a pet iguana? Did you introduce the plastic iguana to him yet? That could be funny!

Mood: Great...I can have my windows open for the first time in a long time. It's actually cool and breezy out and there's nothing like fresh air.

I look forward to hearing how you make that!

Corned beef is traditionally the brisket...and it's cured, but it needs to be cooked low and slow in enough water to cover. Just a simmer...for around 3 hours, of course you add veggies after awhile.



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In public....on a public BB...

The person below me is left handed.

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This is my corned beef brisket. I got it because of the brand name. "Cooks" is just so whimsical and exotic.

(Actually, it is about the best brand of store bought corned beef you can get.)

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I'd call my family to tell them I love them and I'll see them on the other side.

Do you like corned beef?

"I am not..............an...animal!"

Completely oblivious...

Same question.

The person above me is waiting for a cool front.

Suddenly there was a terrible crashing noise and we turned...

please don't kill me

well...since you asked nicely I'll cancel the ninjas.....

I've never seen Maple Drive either. I've never seen Batman!!

Peeps has started doing this really shrill trill thing. It's annoying if you're trying to sleep. I just realized it's the PHONE RINGING that he's picked up. #$%@# telemarketers!

Good morning. Time for coffee.

I know how to rollerSKATE. But I've never been rollerBLADING.

The person below mows the lawn.