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Jim: MMMM.. I hate goodbyes!

Mary: Thank you, Lloyd.

No the next line is after Petey's.

Lloyd: Oh no, Mary. I couldn't possibly accept that. Not after all we've been through.

Fletcher: The boy must grow to be a warrior...RRRGH! And who better to guide him, then Rick Rude, and Randy Macho Man Savage in the CAGE OF DEATH!

Hey we missed one.

Fletcher: Oooh, that was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up!

Fletcher: Ugh....AUDREY!

"Seven single acts of indiscretion, only one of which he has any evidence of, and ALL of which, he himself is responsible for!"


Liar Liar

Ooh, that was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up!

Liar Liar

Fletcher: Alright, I'm late! I'm sorry! I ran out of gas....the...gage is broken or somethin. Rough neighborhood too. Good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors. I might've had to pull out my nine, and BUST A CAP! WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND!

I think we forgot a part.

Lloyd: This isn't my real job, you know!

Mary: Oh?

Lloyd: Nope, me and my friend Harry have been saving our money to open our own pet store. I Got Worms.

Mary: What?

Lloyd: That's what we're gonna call it. I Got Worms. We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You ...

Fletcher: Uh oh. You've found the claw's only weakness. SUB ZERO TEMPERATURES!!!

Fletcher: Run boy, save yourself! Nothing can stop the claw!

That part isn't yet.

Max: OH NO DAD!

That's not yet.

Max: Good.

Fletcher: Me too, except my arm's really been bothering me.