The prescription game

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:35 pm

sprousefan23 wrote:whoops tell everyone that catches you napping that you were just resting your eyes.

gud one!

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:12 pm

sprousefan23 wrote:
I can't quit singing random songs that pop into my head.

Shove your fingers in your ears and pull the songs out of your head

My butt is sore

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:45 pm

Stop squishin soda cans with it.

I have ants in my pants.

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:09 pm

keep all the sugar on the floor.

i m having a tummy ache.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:24 am

Rub some tylenol on it.

My hair is itchy.

jimlover · Post by **jimlover** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:59 am

Shampoo your hair with new L'Oréal Elvive (Anti Dandruff for normal to greasy hair).

I'm having a back pain whenever i sit on the chair at least more than one hour.

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:11 pm

change ur chair.

I still feel dry throat sometimes , even after drinking liquids.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:44 pm

Change cups.

My ears can't stop dancing.

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:56 pm

tie ur ears

I feel ticklish wen i c Jim

jimlover · Post by **jimlover** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:25 pm

Don't see Jim.

I feel sleeping when I am working, but sleep is gone when I am in bed.

sprousefan23 · Post by **sprousefan23** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:53 am

put a pillow at your desk and tell your boss that it was, "doctor's orders"

I've got a monster headache but I can't take medication

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:17 pm

kill the monster through exorcism

i dont like chocolates...unlike other girls.

sprousefan23 · Post by **sprousefan23** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:33 am

don't eat them and tell your friends it's a texture thing.

I've got an earache!

Save The Manatees · Post by **Save The Manatees** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:09 am

Pull a Van Gogh!!! When people ask where your ear is say you donated it to a charity that wants ears.

I've got a terrible case of hemmorhoids!

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:59 pm

eat a big bucket of milk fat

i m getting nigthmares every nite lately.