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Harry: ...Noo...Noo...
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Mrs. Noogaborne: BORNE!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Harry: Borne, these pooches arent gunna need any primping. you know why? because i bathed them and i clipped them myself, and i stand by my performance.
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Actually, It's bathed and CLIPPED, but oh well :lol: No harm done.


Mrs. Noogaborne: (whimpering sounds)
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Lloyd: (whistles) suck me sideways
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Mary: Hello, I'll be out in just a minute.
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Lloyd: so why you goin to the airport, flyin somewhere?
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Mary: How'd you guess?
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Lloyd: Oh i saw your luggage, and when i noticed the airline ticket i put two and two together...Whats amater? little tense about the flight?
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Mary: Something like that.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Lloyd: (turns to Mary) Theres really nothing to worry about Mary, statisticly they say youre more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know like i head on crash, or fallin off a cliff, or gettin trapped under a gas truck thats the worst. I have this cousin, well i had this cousin...(Noise)
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Mary: Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road?
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Lloyd: Oh yea, good thinkin. Cant be too carefull, lot a bad drivers out there.
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Mary: here you go.
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I think we forgot a part.

Lloyd: This isn't my real job, you know!

Mary: Oh?

Lloyd: Nope, me and my friend Harry have been saving our money to open our own pet store. I Got Worms.

Mary: What?

Lloyd: That's what we're gonna call it. I Got Worms. We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms?

Think we're good now.
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