Any single Men here?

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Sat May 28, 2005 5:34 am

Yes there might be young readers in here but there are worse websites out there. This one is rated pg13-

Alyonushka · Post by **Alyonushka** » Sat May 28, 2005 11:22 am

lammy wrote:LOL!!

I am probably better of buying a vibrator than sleep with someone ever again-

LOL!!!! I understand what you mean, Lammy! But what is better, a man or a vibrator! I think they both are very useful!

P.s Children! Go sleep!!! Big girls are talking!..

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat May 28, 2005 11:24 am

Both.....................toys add to the fun!!...........

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun May 29, 2005 2:09 am

lol.................you can tell Quirky isn't here.......lol

Quit taking the piss. I'm fragile, I tell ya....FRAGILE.

And yes, 35 is a very horny age. *sigh*

Tommy can delete this and fire my ass if he wants to.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Sun May 29, 2005 4:52 am

Lots of TOYS-

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:21 am

And yes, 35 is a very horny age. *sigh*

I think 35 is the age when a woman reaches her sexual peak. Does that mean that in the next couple months I am going to be more hornier??? Man! just when I thought it couldn't be possible!lol Jim better watchout.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:01 am

Jim: What are you doing?

Stranger: Looking for my prize!

Jim: In my pants?

Stranger: Yes, that is the bestest prize in the world!

(Jim laughs)

Jim: How about the prize behind me?

Stranger: There's a prize back there too?

Jim: Yes, take a look.

Jim turns around.

Jim: Can you smell that?

Stranger: That's no prize!

Jim: Yes it is, it is better than a prize- it's an award!

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:02 am

I keep wanting to know why Jim is single...cause I am right here-

I know, I know- I am supposed to not have a crush on him and all, and I don't-I just am someone who until I hear he is with someone I will stick around.

I promise that if he does find a woman worth him being with I will be the first one to celebrate and I will not leave you guys-okay?

You all have to promise me that if Jim finds his soul mate that you guys will not disappear??

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:15 pm

I promise. Lol.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:17 am

What am I saying-I don't think I will be around here if Jim gets married-

I would have to move on-

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:44 pm

Sry to bust any bubble you may have created but you would have just as much chance of hookin' up w/ him married, as you do now.

But you can keep hoping!

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:48 pm

Bah,hum,bug-

mido · Post by **mido** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:27 am

im single like Jim& im looking for my soulmate& i hope to find her by accident, &this my tiny dream about her &this true
(when i c her 4 the first time & my heart says this is it ,i would to go to her &say with any hesitation will u marry me?

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:52 am

I hope you find her and I hope I find my soul mate too cause I am tired of these imature little boys-blah!!

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:45 am

I'm not immature, am I Lammy???

???