Jimericks?

mav · Post by **mav** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:14 pm

We are allowed to be silly
Play and laugh willy-nilly

*I had made many more lines
But deleted them offending rhymes*

Now I've lost my train of thoughts
And can only think of pans and pots
I'll let y'all go to have for Jim the hots
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KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:04 pm

Jim's the man
Jim's the man

he can do things that no man can
his body can twist to any size
he knocks out audiences just like flies

LOOK OUT HE'RE COMES
Jim Carrey!!!!

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:37 pm

Funnier than a lopsided mullet
He's Loco with a motive
He can fall right back and hit the ground

It's a bird,
NO! It's plane,

HECK NO!!! It's Jim Carrey!!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:48 pm

Jimenem wrote:Funnier than a lopsided mullet
He's Loco with a motive
He can fall right back and hit the ground

It's a bird,
NO! It's plane,

HECK NO!!! It's Jim Carrey!!

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:02 pm

Thank you, thank you, your so kind.

*gives a deep bow*

mav · Post by **mav** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:30 am

quirky is funny, as funny as can be
There will be decorum
Here on this forum
Cuz she's a moderator you see

quirky is funny, as funny as can be
She sings a lively tune
We would all go crazy soon
If on this forum she wouldn't be
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quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:44 am

Nothing like a late night ego feeding session!!

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:32 pm

Jim to the left
Jim to the Right

All I see is Jim
Day and Night

Yellow, White and Black
Jim is everywhere
even from the back.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:54 pm

Hope to the right of us,
pain to the left,
guilt to the back of us,
life straight ahead.
Walk with your eyes open wide as you go,
Embracing the love,
in the life that you know........

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:51 pm

fluffy wrote:Hope to the right of us,
pain to the left,
guilt to the back of us,
life straight ahead.
Walk with your eyes open wide as you go,
Embracing the love,
in the life that you know........

fluffy

This is great!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:53 pm

lol...thanks........

fluffy

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:35 am

Ok Quirky if your soo good change the Patty Duke show theme to a Jim song

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:55 am

The Patty Duke Theme Show is before my time.

I do NOT have an elevated opinion of myself. Could you grab me a mineral water. I have the same processes everyone else has. But I should at least get jewel-encrusted slippers for heeding your request.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:24 am

It is before my time too but mostly everybody knows it

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:44 am

Well I don't.

Come on I'm not some trained squirrel. Do it yerself!