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mav · Post by **mav** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:21 pm

lol.....she would land on cotton and we'll have a Jim sandwich

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:28 pm

Oh boy, that bed will be crowded...lol...

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:16 pm

mav wrote:lol.....she would land on cotton and we'll have a Jim sandwich

That would be hilarious. But unfortunetly something bad happened and I am no longer in Jims bed.

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:19 am

What happened Cotton? How did you end up on Jim's wall?

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:26 am

I found out the hard way that Jim does not like fans in his bed unless they are in their 20's and weigh 100lbs

jimlover · Post by **jimlover** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:00 am

hey im in my 20's and i weigh under 100 lbs.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:42 am

.............and how did you find that out Cotton???

fluffy

JT Carrey · Post by **JT Carrey** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:21 pm

darn I weigh too much

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:00 pm

fluffy wrote: .............and how did you find that out Cotton???

fluffy

Jim has a list of rules under his bed. And it said nobody over 30yrs or 100lbs are allowed in his bed. I can't tell all the rest of the rules cause there are children here but it did say Hookers and Co-stars are more then welcome. At the bottom it said that if the rules are broken you will be beheaded. I got caught cause I ignored Jims rules. Oh well at least I got to see the things under his bed

1 Brittiny Spears pics(some framed some not)
2 dust bunnies
3 a glow in the dark condom with tickler
4 Playboy magazines
5 Banana oil
6 Latex pillowcase
7 leather hat
8 womens panties
9 Jims dirty underwear
10 A pile of rolled up dirty socks
and
11 The list of Jims bedroom rules

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:58 pm

This is getting even more mysterious ... how did you get under his bed?... lol

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:18 pm

ummm.... bent over and looked underneath.

Remember my old location was in Jims bed.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:31 pm

Wait....I didn't think you guys even made it out of the clown car and over the wall!

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:54 am

cotton wrote:ummm.... bent over and looked underneath.

Remember my old location was in Jims bed.

Ohh... I missed that... I thought you were on his lap...lol... so, moving from his lap to his bed only takes an itsy-bitsy step...

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:57 am

OMG...that's hilarious..........you even remembered Poochy's 'glow in the dark condom with tickler'.............lol.....

fluffy

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:52 am

cotton wrote:I found out the hard way that Jim does not like fans in his bed unless they are in their 20's and weigh 100lbs

I don't think this is true......

You ain't seen nothing yet, Bruce Almighty Bruce Almighty baby you just ain't seen nothing yet.....

that ain't it........that's circumstantial evidence.......