Jim Carrey Online

Uh Huh......................HHHmmm.................interesting..............

so tell me about your childhood..................lol

at what age were you potty trained.........lol ....lol


[/quote]If you are are going to take up residence in my head like that, I'm going to need to charge you rent. There are no squatters rights in my brain.

ps...........which movie is that one from?

FLUFFY

Is it from a movie? Did I unintentionally steal someone else's intellectual property?

HHHmmm.................apologies Quirky,...........it was such a good line i assumed it came from Jim,..........in a movie...

And remember squatters only move into empty places, devoid of the bustle of contentment................
But if the landlord is willing to let people rent then they can transform it back to a happy place.............

fluffy

LOL...............what on earth am i on about!!???.......mega lol

fluffy

And as for squatters rights.................y'know in England once the squatters move in to an empty, lonely place they can't be shifted (it's the law!).......so they settle in and imprint themselves on the place

I know! Fascinating concept! Only, not in my brain. I just read something about a squatter who was able to live in a London property for (I think?) 18 years. After some period of time, if I'm not mistaken, the title passes to the squatter. The property this squatter lived in was worth MILLIONS.

lol...............yeah but they can't ever leave the house unnoccupied or the owners can move back in............and they have to come out under the cover of darkness or the bully-boy eviction blokes get them.............

i'm not sure 18 years of darkness and scary men threatening you are worth it....................and if you live in perpetual darkness don't you eventually go blind?.................like a mole?......lol

fluffy

..............better poor and happy than rich and blind............lol
besides........he would have had no toilet or power or water........like Britain in the middle ages.............lol.....(or Liverpool 2005.... )

but you are right .............he was a lucky b*gger.....lol

fluffy

I thought London was fun at night!

especially SOHO..................i love the place..................so sleazy and grubby and colourful................wonderful...........

fluffy

Is Soho where Patisserie Valerie is?

I think that's where I saw Elton John! I had this friend who was gay who insisted that he was going to take me to a gay bar.

The first one was, well...somewhat hostile when the gay man walked in with the blonde American girl....so he said, "Let's go!"

On the way to the other one was when I nearly collided with Sir Elton.

Fluffy, you crack me up! You have some really funny posts! I hope you don't mind, I am pretending to be in your head for a second, or rather, listening to your accent. Please help educate me a bit, pardon the err of my being uniformed, what is your accent from Scotland? It's not brogue?? I picture you saying those things in the accent of Scotty & his lucky charms from Austin Powers. Hope it doesn't offend you- you just seem really funny and reading your lines with an accent cracked me up!! LOL!!

LOL.............no not quite Brogue........lol ...............

no i'm from NE Scotland and we tend to have a very soft ( some might say sexy.....tee hee ) lilting Scot's accent..........

But Aberdeen does have a local dialect really only used by our oldies called Doric...............and to hear it read is hysterical........i absolutely LOVE reading it out because it's a very very humorous language........but it's dying out now...............

Actually, Annie Lennox is from Aberdeen............and i share the same birthday as her....(not the same year though ).....so if you hear her talking then i'm a bit softer but along the same lines...........

cheerio............it's a braw bricht nicht the nicht......

fluffy

and thanks for the compliment,,,,,,,,,,,you've made my day!!

fluffy

it's a braw bricht nicht the nicht

Babelfish doesn't have a Scottish to English translator.

So, I'll translate this.

It means, "I raise brine shrimp in the tank of my toilet."