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Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:46 pm**

For more dimensions, you must search inside your self. . . find your inner lioness, then you won't need to remember lines, they will already be there. The word is Improv.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:47 pm**

I think my inner lioness has rabies.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:49 pm**

lol...................as long as it's not distemper.............lol

fluffy

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:53 pm**

My inner loon has bird flu.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:57 pm**

lol...................i have visions of a sneezing big bird.............lol

fluffy

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:18 pm**

I seriously can't give blood because I lived in England for too long when they had to mad cow disease thing.

And I really wanted to give blood! But I can't!

They used to call at home and say, "This is Mississippi Valley Blood bank!"

I finally told them, look I WANT to give blood but I
CAN'T according to YOU people....so don't call me anymore!

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:25 pm**

how strange??....................but does that mean they won't operate on you either?...........in case those pesky prions attach to medical equipment which we know the autoclave can't remove??...........

Hell........if you are ill enough to require blood i'm not sure you're gonna care that the donor spent some time in Britain.............it's not as if we're all demented with CJD??...........OK well, some are questionablw i guess but most of us are ok................lol.........

fluffy

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:28 pm**

That reminds me of a joke. . . kinda old but still rather funny.

One cow says to the other, "Hey did you hear about that Mad Cow Disease?"
"Yeah," says the other cow, "good thing I'm a penguin."

I wonder if penguins can get the bird flu?? Hmm. . . .

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:30 pm**

But are penguins actually bird's? They can't fly.

"I wish I could fly but I can't"
"You can"
"I CAN'T!"

Ok, I googled it, and they ARE birds.

Weird.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:35 pm**

hooray..................it's PINGU..............

I have a suggestion.........what about PINGU the movie????...........
.
it's got legs!!!

fluffy

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:38 pm**

OMG, I would LOVE Pingu the movie.
I woke up ill the other morning, and I put the TV on to be given THREE episodes of Pingu. I can't get enough, he's adorable.
On one of them, he was staying with a relative, and he thought he'd left his teddy at home. He was crying (and I practically was) to his Mum on the phone. She told him to look in his 'suitcase', where he found his teddy! YAY!

How old am I again??

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:50 pm**

18....................old enough to marry, get drunk, drive, vote and love Pingu!!!...............lol........

fluffy

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:56 pm**

Yes, 18 for 7 more days mind! Well nearly 6! Woo!

Uh, yes, lol.

Pingu rules...

And back to cats...

Cats rule

Posted: **Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:01 pm**

Hey Quirky have you ever found old cat puke? I found some today.

Posted: **Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:06 pm**

Nope. I can't say as I have. Did it scar you for life?

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