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sianlee wrote:Ohh I got one! :D

A person finds a man hanging from the middle of a ceiling, and nothing else in the room but a puddle of water underneath his feet. How did he hang himself?
Stood on an ice block?
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sorry sorry sorry, I wanted to add another one and you didnt post before hand.. but must have done so when I was writing lol. sorry
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dung... yeah you got it. :( he stood on an ice block. I had that told to me around 5 years ago, and I thought it was hard. but yeah not so hard now I guess.




Lol but i remember hearing that one about the gun :P The man had hiccups and was then cured because he got "scared"
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sianlee wrote:sorry sorry sorry, I wanted to add another one and you didnt post before hand.. but must have done so when I was writing lol. sorry
No problem.
But do you know the answer............?
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sianlee wrote:

Lol but i remember hearing that one about the gun :P The man had hiccups and was then cured because he got "scared"
Ohhh, missed your answer there! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol yay :P ok here I have a harder one

A man is lying face down in a cabin, in the middle of a forest. The cabin has windows but they don't open. The guy is dead, what happened?
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He left the door open and a bear came in and ate him.
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rofl nope :P
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I think I know. Is it an airplane cabin and he died in a crash? :-k
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He had a heart attack?
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ya he died in an aeroplane crash. and it was the cabin in the plane lol
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You see me twice a week. But only once a year. What am I?
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the letter 'e'??? :?
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I bet you have it!
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It's my one and only idea, so if it's wrong I'm in trouble..... Lol.

Oh, meant to say much, much earlier.......lovin' the Peeps smilie! :wink:
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