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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:58 am
by fluffy

...............WELL DONE QUIRKY.........YOU'VE GOT ME THERE...
FLUFFS

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:20 pm
by quirky
What's a pound of brine shrimp sell for on the streets of Aberdeen these days?

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:12 pm
by fluffy
well, we don't eat brine shrimp...........the good ones get proccessed into cattle feed and the dodgy ones get processed into some hard rubbery meat substitute................i've never tried it, but i think it's sold abroad as beef jerkoff.....no i think it's jerkup.......

AAAhhh.....beef Jerky!!............we call it dentarasks here and give it to dogs to keep their ganashers clean....

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Apologies ................i didn't realise it was a gourmet American snack...

...hehehehehe
fluffy

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:05 pm
by quirky
Sometimes in the evening when I'm laying on my cushion scratching behind my ear with my leg, I just get a hankering for some beef jerky.
It's bad to eat too much at once, since it's so salty. Everytime I have too much, I am compelled to empty my water bowl.
Then on my walk, I find I must lift my leg on every SINGLE tree and shrub, which is both unseemly and unflattering and makes the neighbors giggle.
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:41 pm
by fluffy
lol..............gee, we miss out on so much in the UK.......
i get funny looks from my neighbours when i walk my cats on leads....they think it's funny........i personally think it's cute......
and when i have to drive them to the vet, one of them likes to sit on my lap with her paws on the steering wheel.........when i'm waiting at lights i move my hands down ,so the car next to me thinks Daisy is driving.......hehehe

.........and sometimes i'll pretend to be asleep then accelerate the car forward.........tee hee...........but i usually wink at the other car so they don't call the police......
fluffy

Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:29 am
by IloveJimCarrey
oh....my....goodness.....so......cute.....
he looks.....sad.....looks.....so.....good....so....hot...like....always
lol
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:29 am
by MingShu