What type of woman would be perfect for Jim?

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Post by MissGahanannaStrikesAgain »

To hell with women Jim!!!!! Stop being a poolman and collecting them all! Just kidding of course.

Jim will know when he has something special....as soon as he opens pandora's box. :D
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:lol: :lol:

Sorry but this subject is interesting...hmmmm...I hope we don't get mad if he chooses a homo- :lol: :lol: :D :shock:
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Alyonushka wrote:Oh shit!

Epileptic people! Watch out!!!
are you talking to me?
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No-I think she is just expressing something- :D

She means no harm, really- :wink:
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It's the flashing words they can induce fits in the epileptic..............can you switch them off for Aly??

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Type of woman for Jimmy...

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an older, shorter, brunette, less attractive, virgin
version of him...in other words, ME! :D :lol: :wink:
To Jim-I love you more than words can say,
my biggest dream in life is to marry you someday.-your future wife, Carol Carrey
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ps. or at least a date!
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lol..................aren't you married???...............i'm sure you've mentioned a husband in the past ............ :wink:

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but Id rather be married to Jim, instead of Mike! :twisted: :roll:
However, Mike gives me permission to have an affair with Jim,
because he knows how much Jimmy means to me. And he gives
me permission to marry Jimwhen he (Mike) dies. I call Mike my
1st husband and Jim my future 2nd husband. 8) :lol: Jimlover1
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poor Mike.............he's not likely to croak soon is he???........ :shock: ...

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Hello Carol Bligh Snavely! How many days has it been now?
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Post by lammy »

What would be the perfect woman for Jim?

Well, I think I want to keep this subject going cause we like to guess most of the time and so I will keep on guessing- :lol:

Someone who when he sleeps doesn't kick him in his nose.
Someone that will wash his back.
Someone who can understand his job and that he loves it.
A female that can cook(LOL..that leaves me out) :D
A woman that has self respect for her and others around her.
A woman that doesn't like swearing,doesn't drink,loves kids,wants more,sees life as love.

Heck do I know who is perfect for Jim- :lol:
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Post by lammy »

Evil spirits or evil thoughts? :lol:

A female that likes taking showers atleast once a month- :lol: :D

A woman that wears pants so tight, she can talk with her lower half- :lol:

Or a woman that when she smiles she drools- :lol:

I'm just guessing- :D
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Hi, everybody! My girlfrirend found some interesting funny information in internet about Jim Carrrey: Lauren Holly said that to live together Jim Carrey its the same like to live together Mikey Mouse! Isnt it funny?
Sorry, if we are wrong!
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I think that is an insult- :lol:
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fluffy wrote:It's the flashing words they can induce fits in the epileptic..............can you switch them off for Aly??

fluffy
LOL Fluffy!

God blessed me, I'm ok with this stuff, but I was worried about other people who can suffer from it. But anyway that was more joke than a serious thing.
I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad...
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