Jimericks?

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:53 pm

Little boy blue met sally sue,
and together they went to the zoo.
They looked long and deep,
for boy blues lost sheep.
But found only sheepish doo doo.

mav · Post by **mav** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:27 am

Niiice

Beginning before the middle
The end is a riddle
You know what we don't
And tell us you won't
The end is all I care
Can't always make it fair
Sometimes a sticky wicket
Isn't for playing cricket
But can be a hot ticket

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:03 am

I call this one... The product of a bored ME.

Once upon a time
I tripped into a well
So I put it in this ryhme
So you'd know how I fell
I am a little ditsy
And maybe even a little slow
But I don't have epelipsy
And I don't own a one eye'd crow
I'm sort of beyond the point
And way past my story
About tripping after smoking a joint
And changing my name to Lori
But now, who cares about that
All was NOT said and done
I'm just bored, so I'm going to eat and get fat
And have a little bit more fun.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:55 pm

What have I told you about smoking joints!. . .ONE A DAY!!! I say that so often but does she listen NO!

Lol, that was a funny poem.

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:52 pm

LOL, I get bored sometimes

mav · Post by **mav** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:37 am

Missing this green delight of a place
Here oh here I am in a daze
The cold has caught me in it's grip
This dark dank devil turning me anemic
But I'll try and regain my former self
And tell the story of when I met an elf
As soon as I'm done laughing
From all your funny reading
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kasper · Post by **kasper** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:31 am

"Will you break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar?"
I asked him as I stood a-jar
He looked at me and took his last bite
And smiled with a great amount of delight
How rude of that boy that day...
That was all I could think or say.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:52 pm

Lol, that was funny.

There once was a grinch on Mt. Crumpet
Whose farts sounded a bit like a trumpet.
He was tall and green
And incredibly mean
With loads of anger and no where to dump it.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:07 pm

if i were you,
and you were me.
A pain in the butt,
you'd surely be.........

FLUFFY

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:30 pm

Jimenem wrote:Lol, that was funny.

There once was a grinch on Mt. Crumpet
Whose farts sounded a bit like a trumpet.
He was tall and green
And incredibly mean
With loads of anger and no where to dump it.

MORE MAESTRO MORE!

chumpette · Post by **chumpette** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:30 pm

sitting in front of my screen
wondering why everything is so green
thinking ´bout how could it be so
oh i know..i logged in at JCO

merry x-mas even for those "grinches"

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:58 am

thats was good.....and Welcome to the forums......i hope u enjoy ur stay.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:30 pm

The truth in two places
The love in both hands
The absurd breeze that blows
Around time's senseless sands

There's snow on the mountain
It's ice cold and deep
And that's where my mind flies
When I fall asleep.

I've less time for others
I'm locked up and free
I'm stilled where I'm chilled
Until you fly to me.

mav · Post by **mav** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:14 pm

Beautiful poetry Q...

Dark yesterday, but today alight
Nothing changed, nothing was right
The storm raged as I held you tight
Then followed calm and quiet
As I drifted asleep into dreamless night
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fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:35 pm

Ode to Jimmy

If i were you
and you were me,
inside your pants
i'd finally be..........

fluffy