My life is funny. Is everyone's life funny?

mav · Post by **mav** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:07 am

Long ago I had the not so good fortune of sharing a bed with my mom and sister. I must have been in deep slumber because I don't remember being kicked out in the night. I wake up in the morning to find myself on the floor and two figures on the bed snoring blissfully.

I haven't yet indicted the guilty because they both keep claiming the other did it.
Hmpf!
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quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:17 am

This is not funny funny....but funny.

We are under a tornado and the fire sirens went off.

Itis very calm outside.
I'm going back to the stairwell.

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:40 am

Oh my... I hope everything is going well there...

Last night I was slumbering blissfully

... when suddenly the fire alarm in the building went off at 3 in the morning... I thougt I was dreaming... all that noise, the lights in my eyes, people talking on the hallway... it took me about 2-3 minutes to realize what was going on... I would be barbecued if there was a real fire in the building... One of the neighbors left a teakettle on the stove... well... it seems that she couldn't sleep and decided to have some tea... well, maybe she wanted to shake up the night a little...

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:51 pm

mav wrote:Long ago I had the not so good fortune of sharing a bed with my mom and sister. I must have been in deep slumber because I don't remember being kicked out in the night. I wake up in the morning to find myself on the floor and two figures on the bed snoring blissfully.

I haven't yet indicted the guilty because they both keep claiming the other did it.
Hmpf!
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In the hotel in Baltimore before my mom's surgery my dad, mom and I were all in the same room. My dad snored....I mean REALLY shake the walls....snored.

I was in the bed with mom and I kept throwing pillows at dad in the other bed to get him to roll over.

I said to my mom, "I can't sleep....can you sleep??"

She said, "It doesn't really bother me because I'll be asleep for a long time, tomorrow."

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:50 pm

You know the talk shows that have cook's on? And the host and cook do their thing teaching how to prepare a dish?

I have never seen a talk show host say anything but, "MMMmmm that's DELICIOUS!"

It would be such an honest and refreshing change if just ONE of them would go, "Ooooo...I really don't like that....that's very VERY bad."

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:00 pm

lol.....yeah..........or gagged.........lol......now THAT would be funny....lol

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:28 pm

Honesty........is such a lonely word.....

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:26 pm

yeah.........but it's a clean one..........

fluffy

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:58 am

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don’t want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe

Oooops... wrong thread....

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:15 am

I find it's easier just to believe.

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:32 am

quirky wrote:I find it's easier just to believe.

I think you're right... sometimes it is hard for us to be honest with ourselves... how many thoughts and feelings go without being said or shown... so it's easier to believe that we are doing the right thing ...

mav · Post by **mav** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:05 pm

I've hardly found any food bad enough to be inedible. Unless it's some exotic snake dish. lol. So I would never say it's bad.

yeah, honesty is the best policy. But I'm trying not to sweat the small stuff. You do go alone with it and appear holier-than-thou, and I can't chocolate-coat it to be edible for others.lol

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:11 am

One time when I was a teenager My mom and me and my sis were Easter shopping at the mall and my mom said in a loud voice that she needed some grass. She meant grass for the Easter baskets but my sis and I were so embarrassed cause it sounded like she was saying she needed marijanna.lol

Quirks Weed B Gone story in the other thread reminded me of that.lol

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:12 am

Lutefisk. Yuck.

Today I saw the coolest thing! You know bug zappers, that you hang up and zzzzzzzt, they fry the bugs when they come near?

They had a racquet, bug zapper. So you can hit the insects with it and it zaps them? I wonder if it would shock at all if you, oh, say....accidentally smacked your brother with it?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:06 pm

Uh-oh - Viagra commercials are back.

About 4 years ago grandma (94, at the time) and I were sitting in the living room and one came on.

She turned to me and said, "Jill.....what do they mean by "E D"??

One of those most awkward moments in life. I took a deep breath and said, "Erectile Dysfunction."

She said, "Oh."

I said, "I don't need to explain any further do I?"

"No."