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...and you get to be a green glowing fossil because the water had chromium in it

When I have the flu, I'm already a green glowing fossil.

do you have the flu quirky??

fluffy

Nope. But carsickness turns me green, too.

I think they should come out with a condiment called mustup or ketchard.
It would mix ketchup and mustard and all you'd need is one bottle.

Also...we have sent a man to the moon, but it took us 'till this year to come up with this thing on the toothpaste that makes it come out without leaving behind that bit of toothpaste that hardens on the tube and makes it hard to put the cap on.

Wait a minute...how dare you squeeze the toothpaste at the top Quirky....LOL

Michele

Trying to overcome my OCD.

I just went to the store and I saw sour gummi worms. I wonder if fish would bite on those if you used them as bait.

Even if they didn't, it would be fun to have some with you so when other fisherpeople ask you, "What are they bitin on fer ya?"...you could hold up the candy and say. "Gummi Worms."

quirky wrote:Trying to overcome my OCD.

I just went to the store and I saw sour gummi worms. I wonder if fish would bite on those if you used them as bait.

Even if they didn't, it would be fun to have some with you so when other fisherpeople ask you, "What are they bitin on fer ya?"...you could hold up the candy and say. "Gummi Worms."

You mean your CDO. lol

That sounds like somthing funny to do. Also you could quickly close your cooler and say "nothing." get this scared, paranoid look on your face. lol

That sounds like somthing funny to do. Also you could quickly close your cooler and say "nothing." get this scared, paranoid look on your face. lol

And when you know they are almost, but not quite out of earshot...."they'll never find the body this way!"

Tonight was the first read-thru of the Greek tragedies. I was told I would be a member of the female chorus in "Seven Against Thebes" and "Antigone". The director is going to have a chorus that speaks in unison at times and individuals will read certain chorus parts sometimes.

So I thought, "this is cool...I can just get the feel of the atmosphere...and I won't have much to learn...."

The women's chorus has SO many freaking lines it's not funny! And we ALL have to know ALL of them...

...and if you forget your lines? How do you ad lib in a Greek tragedy?

"Alas Creon the rutabaga is yours. Zeus please help us all."

My hat's off to you. I can't remember what I had for lunch!

My niece will run lines with me....

Yesterday was interesting. The director of the Greek plays has been with the guild 50 years. This year we are doing all the plays they did in their FIRST year. They are the only theatre company that does Greek Tragedy in masks every year. And I like it that performances are free. This weekend they are doing "the Mikado"...totally free in the park.

The music guild here is performing AIDA here. I printed a 4 page synopsis off for my grandmother. We were going to go tomorrow...but I told my niece to go in my place. (She deserves a night out and she's so excited...it's cute). Anyway in the kitchen I told Grandma I had printed her something to read about it. She said, "You know....the music was written by Elton John."

It's official...I have the coolest, hippest 98 year old grandmother in this entire STATE.

I don't know why I think this is funny. I just do.

The Lutheran Church down the street has a weekly message on their sign.

Today it says: Wear your Nascar stuff to church on Sunday.

Whooohooo! I can worship in my Dale Earnhart Jr. coat!!!

Do Spanish speaking people pronounce "Armadillo" - Arm a dee oh?