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Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:20 am**

I'm so clumbsy I might lose the key and he'd be stuck till 911 came along-

I'd ask him if he regrets anything he has said to the press???

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:41 am**

....nothing wrong with losing the key, forget 911...no emergency here officer, I'm sure we'll think of something....

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:43 am**

...and i'd ask him for a hug...the kind where you can rest your forhead on his shoulder...and just breathe...

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:15 am**

Being that I am short-I would have to rest my head on his chest-

But I am still wondering if he regrets some of the stuff that are forever recorded and written that were said by him?

Who needs 911-you are right-I'd take care of that problem myself-

Hold on, I'm going to get a saw-

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:56 am**

lucky you...always wished I could put my cheek on someones chest (in a vertically positioned hug)...alas, I was put on this earth to give short boob men in crowds happiness....

Jim is human just like you or I, as for regrets of spoken word, I'm sure he has some that he wishes he could take back or change ...I know I do.

What problem...you go girl...?! $\:D/$

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:47 am**

Lol, what have I started?

I'd ask him if he wanted me to star alongside him in Ace Ventura three: Ace's son. thats the one where his long lost son (me) turns up and he teaches me the tricks of the trade! While solving a mystery.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:11 pm**

Ace with a son-how scary-

but very funny-

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:02 pm**

Laura Laing wrote:....nothing wrong with losing the key, forget 911...no emergency here officer, I'm sure we'll think of something....

Who had the hacksaw last?

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:32 pm**

I have a fuzzy hacksaw.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:34 pm**

Jimenem wrote:I have a fuzzy hacksaw.

For dismembering Muppets?

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:40 pm**

Yeah. Muppets, riiight.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:41 pm**

WHAT'S in your FREEZER!!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:45 pm**

Don't ask questions you may not want the answer to.

Ok if you insist. . . Frog Legs! Dun Dun Dun.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:52 pm**

Gross....

I'd ask Jim what was the weirdest thing he has eating?-

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:37 pm**

Jimenem wrote:Don't ask questions you may not want the answer to.

Ok if you insist. . . Frog Legs! Dun Dun Dun.

Miss Piggy's in a snit. You better have a word with her.

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