The Bruce Prayer
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:40 pm
Our Bruce Almighty,
Who art in Cineas,
Hilarious be thy name
Thy time has come
To be the one
On earth instead of Heaven
Give us this day our dose of Jim Carrey
And forgive us our Doile Noises
As we forgive those who make Noises near us
And lead us not into Temptation
But deliver us to the Cinema
For thine is the Funniest Film
In the Cinema this Summer
Or maybe Ever
Amen
Who art in Cineas,
Hilarious be thy name
Thy time has come
To be the one
On earth instead of Heaven
Give us this day our dose of Jim Carrey
And forgive us our Doile Noises
As we forgive those who make Noises near us
And lead us not into Temptation
But deliver us to the Cinema
For thine is the Funniest Film
In the Cinema this Summer
Or maybe Ever
Amen