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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 3:32 am
“The Interview”
Welcome to UTN live. Today with us will be the man who wrote the book “How To Please Your Woman”.
In a couple of minutes I’ll be interviewing him. We all know him as Jim Carrey. This book is a great read for those whos wife complain about their sex life.
REPORTER: And here he is Jim Carrey.
(applause)
Jim comes on stage waving to his fans.
I stand to welcome him and he bites my hand as I go to shake his hand. (I laughed)
Jim sits down and so do I.
REPORTER: What an entrance that was Jim- why did you bite my hand?
Jim: If you read chapter 23 paragraph 5, it says “ You will know who really has patience if you bite them and they don’t punch you”.
REPORTER: Really? I have not read all the book ofcourse, but tell me, why did you write such a book?
Jim: I wrote this book from the heart. Some of the stuff I wrote came from my experiences of trying to please a woman.
REPORTER: I started reading it the other day and I found it really interesting. On more than one ocation you repeated yourself saying that when you see someone you like not to hesitate and start talking to them. But that after talking to them you would start doing the moonwalk-how odd is that?
Jim: Believe me it sounds strange but it works all the time-the ladies would love it and would want me to teach them.
REPORTER: So tell me Jim, you wrote this book on how to please a woman-then how come you are still single?
Jim: (laughs) That’s kind of funny because I’m involved with someone right now.
REPORTER: Really-how sweet is that. So the book has helped you?
Jim: Actually- the person doesn’t know she’s with me and the book will help me out a lot.
REPORTER: (laughs) Oh my gosh what do you mean she doesn’t know that you guys are together?
Jim: Well (laughs) life is a funny thing. I’ve been speaking on some board and I read her messages. I have not confess my love for her.
REPORTER: Would you like to tell us who she is so if she is watching she will know-or you don’t want her to know?
Jim: Yes I think it is time she knows. Her user name is
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Welcome to UTN live. Today with us will be the man who wrote the book “How To Please Your Woman”.
In a couple of minutes I’ll be interviewing him. We all know him as Jim Carrey. This book is a great read for those whos wife complain about their sex life.
REPORTER: And here he is Jim Carrey.
(applause)
Jim comes on stage waving to his fans.
I stand to welcome him and he bites my hand as I go to shake his hand. (I laughed)
Jim sits down and so do I.
REPORTER: What an entrance that was Jim- why did you bite my hand?
Jim: If you read chapter 23 paragraph 5, it says “ You will know who really has patience if you bite them and they don’t punch you”.
REPORTER: Really? I have not read all the book ofcourse, but tell me, why did you write such a book?
Jim: I wrote this book from the heart. Some of the stuff I wrote came from my experiences of trying to please a woman.
REPORTER: I started reading it the other day and I found it really interesting. On more than one ocation you repeated yourself saying that when you see someone you like not to hesitate and start talking to them. But that after talking to them you would start doing the moonwalk-how odd is that?
Jim: Believe me it sounds strange but it works all the time-the ladies would love it and would want me to teach them.
REPORTER: So tell me Jim, you wrote this book on how to please a woman-then how come you are still single?
Jim: (laughs) That’s kind of funny because I’m involved with someone right now.
REPORTER: Really-how sweet is that. So the book has helped you?
Jim: Actually- the person doesn’t know she’s with me and the book will help me out a lot.
REPORTER: (laughs) Oh my gosh what do you mean she doesn’t know that you guys are together?
Jim: Well (laughs) life is a funny thing. I’ve been speaking on some board and I read her messages. I have not confess my love for her.
REPORTER: Would you like to tell us who she is so if she is watching she will know-or you don’t want her to know?
Jim: Yes I think it is time she knows. Her user name is
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