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Firstly from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. During the scene in the cave searching for the bat. " Spank you helpy helper guy." or the scene when he spits on the chieftain "let me display my appreciation." From The Grinch, "Is your sub-zero chillerbater running."
"My sub-zero chillerbater." Response, "Yea."
"Uh I think so." Response, "Well then you better go catch it!"
From The First Ace. Talking out of his butt, "Can i ASSSk you some questions."
From Eternal Sunshine talking to Clem at the Beach
Clem--It's almost over now Joel what do we do?
Joel----Enjoy it.


Thats all I can think of right lets hear some others.

crumbs...............i don't really pepper my speech with movie quotes but i agree with this one.....

Clem--It's almost over now Joel what do we do?
Joel----Enjoy it.

It makes me cry...............because no moment in your life can ever be recaptured........Time is THE most precious commodity......nothing else comes close...........so 'Enjoy it'.......it may be gone tommorrow.....

fluffy

Good call that quote is deffinantly my fav serious Jim quote. It just so perfect because there was nothing he could do to stop it just enjoy that precious time he had left with her.

so very very poignant........

fluffy

Ace Ventura "When Nature Calls" was a very hilarious movie-it really was. His hair, the way he walked,his pants.

"Bumblebee tuna"..LOL!!!

So, I voted for Dumb and Dumber. However, I there are a few Eternal Sunshine quotes that really meant something to me. Those are the ones that I dispense during serious times, which are so rare that the quotes don't get used that often. D & D, however, is probably one of the first Jim movies I've seen. In the past eleven years my friends and I have seen that movie more times than I'm willing to admit. Therefore, we have sort of an entire language made up of movie quotes and in-jokes from films, D & D included. So, quantity of quotes goes to Dumb. Quality of quotes goes to Eternal.

To me it's not for what they say in the movies-it's the scences.

I liked Bruce Almighty, when the lady was in the bathroom and the guy was singing and she was a reck in there-LOL!!!

Bruce almighty was really funny-

Dumb & Dumber is one hell of a hilarious movie i agree. I just like to pick out some excellent quotes from particular scenes like remeber this one when he is finally talking to the girl he likes at the end. "What are the chances of a guy like me being with a girl like you."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh One in one million."
"So your saying there's a chance."
One of the funniest quotes from this one.

First of all..to the last post..He does not say "thank you helpy helper guy" he says "thank you helpy helperton"..i used to say guy too, but i eventually learned it..
and i forgot my quotes so yeah..ill get back to it

~K~ now i remember..By the way, sorry about coming off the wrong way, i didnt mean it disrespectfully...i just thought ud wanna know

Anyways, Its not always the quotes that make the movie funny, Its his face when he does it..I try, but ill never master anything close to his expressions.
Favorite quotes:
After he sings the slinky song in Ace Ventura When nature calls..
Ace:"can i do it again"
greenwall:"we really must be going"
Ace: Sorry, how selfish of me, Lets do everything YOU wanna do"
(im not sure if thats exact wording, but its the jist of it)

Thanks for the heads up I was not sure what the last part of that quote was so I just used guy. don't get me wrong you are deffinatly right it's the physical expressions he displays, but the quotes help remember the funny parts. Here's one from the Grinch,
The Grinch-advarkin abekanisiawho I HATEEeeeeeeeee you. abarkwho I hate you. hate..........hate............hate.....doublehate..........LOATH ENTIRELY."

Honestly..I kinda feel dumb..I didnt know how many people loved Jim Carrey as much as i did..LOL i named my Dog ACE...
But anyways Nice to meet u..Someone new.
Another one of my fav quotes in liar liar
Audrey and her b/f just kissed

"Wow, that was a nice image (click click)DELETED"

hey check out my quote game in the forum.it should be fun

Quote game

http://www.Jim Carrey Online.com/forum/vi ... php?t=3563

L Snickett......................the out-takes when captain Sham is asked about the biggest Shark he ever caught.........

he says 'that was my e-wifes lawyer, i boiled his jaws and i've got them hanging on my wall'...(or something close........... )
i thought that was hilarious...............

and Olaf ,when asked about his first wife... says' the first of many, she was delightful, 17 but looked 23.....fresh out of Juilliet....i say Juilliet because i've always had trouble with my R's'...(except it sounds like arse )..................

fluffy

When NATURE CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i love quoting thta movie as you can see in my signature