1.........I am NOT Jim Carrey........nor are we related in any way........
2.........I am NOT a Hollywood insider..........nor have i ever been........i've never even been to the USA........i'm European....British to be exact.
3.........I am NOT a journalist, nor have ever been........nor do i have any access to press privileges........... I AM NOT A HACK!!!
4.........I am NOT part of Jims posse.........we don't 'hang out'..........
5.........The name Fluffy does NOT denote anything dodgy........it's my cats name..........i'm NOT for sale...........
However......
6 ........I am Nicola West.....of Aberdeen,Scotland..................teacher, artist, loyal and trustworthy friend and champion of scruffy dogs and kids.........

i hope this clears the matter up for once and for all!!.



fluffy
