The Itsy Bitsy Spider
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An arachnid continually interrupts a young girl's piano lesson prompting the piano teacher to call the exterminator (Jim Carrey).


| Production Company | Hyperion Pictures | ||
| Distributor | Paramount Pictures | ||
| Director | Matthew O'Callaghan | ||
| Writers | Michael O'Donoghue Jerry Rapp |
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| Producers | Willard Carroll Debora Hayo Thomas L. Wilhite |
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| Executive Producers | Willard Carroll Thomas L. Wilhite |
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| Composer | David Newman | ||
| Cast List |
Jim Carrey Andrea Martin Frank Welker Thora Birch |
..... The Exterminator ..... Piano Teacher ..... The Itsy Bitsy Spider ..... Piano Student |
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| Piano Teacher: | What is that? |
| The Exterminator: | It's a high-tech microchip thermonuclear light-sensitive radioactive blue-screen laptop computer generator triple decker arachnid detector and etch-a-sketch, any more questions? |
| The Exterminator: | This bug needs killing real bad!! |
| The Exterminator: | Try this you fly-eating son of an egg sack! |
| The Exterminator: | Quitter!! Quitter! Nobody likes a quitter, nobody likes a quitter! |
| The Exterminator: | Warning! Warning! Vaporization of outer latex insulation in progress. Drop and roll! Drop and roll! |
| Piano Teacher: | What's this big thing? |
| The Exterminator: | It's a highly virulent, malodorous toxic poison that upon contact will burn and corrode. You might want to crack a window. |
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