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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
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| Ace: "I am now a child of light, your earthly money holds no appeal to me..."
Greenwall: "20 thousand dollars." Ace: "Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eeaaly?!?!" RealAudio: 29 KB; Wave: 296 KB | 
Ace: "Isn't this incredible?!" | RealAudio: 4 KB; Wave: 31 KB
Ace: "Allow me to display my affection..." | RealAudio: 38 KB; Wave: 388 KB
Ace: "Your balls are showing." | RealAudio: 4 KB; Wave: 16 KB
Ace: "As a being of light I must show compassion for all the living things of nature."
| Greenwall: "Good." Ace: "I'm not touching it, though!" RealAudio: 12 KB; Wave: 120 KB
Ace: "Hungry fellow? [barfing sounds] That outha hold ya for a while." | RealAudio: 29 KB; Wave: 109 KB
Ace: "Bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna!" | RealAudio: 5 KB; Wave: 46 KB
Ace: "You can't stop me no matter who you are." | RealAudio: 6 KB; Wave: 55 KB
Ace: "Yes, I have one right here... it's bulky but I consider it carry on." | RealAudio: 10 KB; Wave: 96 KB
Ace: "Denial can be an ugly thing." | RealAudio: 5 KB; Wave: 47 KB
Ace: "Fi, fy, fo, fum, I smell the fingerprints of scum!" | RealAudio: 20 KB; Wave: 202 KB
Ace: "Friends, rodents, quadrupeds... lend me your ears." | RealAudio: 16 KB; Wave: 154 KB
Ace: "Guano, that sounds so familiar." | RealAudio: 7 KB; Wave: 58 KB
Ace: "Guano bowls... collect the whole set!" | RealAudio: 10 KB; Wave: 96 KB
Ace: "You see, humans and animals CAN live in harmony!" | RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 149 KB
Ace: "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Allllrigthy then!" | RealAudio: 11 KB; Wave: 107 KB
Ace: "Damn I'm good! Can you feel that, can you feel it? Captain Compost?" | RealAudio: 16 KB; Wave: 157 KB
[Ace laughs] | RealAudio: 23 KB; Wave: 46 KB
Greenwall: "Now please take care, the Watchootoo are a
savage tribe, if they catch you, they'll show no mercy." Ace: "Worry not my
brother, I will be as a fly on the wall, a grain of salt in the ocean, I
will slip amongst them like a transparent... *thing*!" | RealAudio: 206 KB; Wave: 436 KB
Ace: "Ooh ooh ooh-ooh ohoh oooh, looser." | RealAudio: 36 KB; Wave: 74 KB
Ace: "Loo-hoo-se-err." | RealAudio: 31 KB; Wave: 64 KB
[Ace's Gregorian chant] | RealAudio: 377 KB 
Ace: "Ooooohhhhmaaaan!!" | RealAudio: 7 KB; Wave: 31 KB
Ace: "Duh! Nobody wants to play with me!" | RealAudio: 8 KB; Wave: 78 KB
Ace: "Aren't I the popular one?" | RealAudio: 4 KB; Wave: 33 KB
Ace: "Pride is an abomination, one must forgo the self to attain total spiritual cleanliness and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation." | RealAudio: KB; Wave: 243 KB
Ace: "You know, you can put somebody's eye out with that thing." | RealAudio: 24 KB; Wave: 115 KB
Ace: "Reaeaeaeaeallly!" | RealAudio: 10 KB; Wave: 91 KB
Ace: "It's gonna be some kind of a record!" | RealAudio: 6 KB; Wave: 49 KB
Ace: "Kinda hot in these rhinos!" | RealAudio: 23 KB; Wave: 47 KB
Ace: "Shikaka, Shikakaaa, Shikasche, Shischkebab, Shawshank Redemption, Chicago!!!" | RealAudio: 32 KB; Wave: 327 KB
Ace: "There's someone on the wing, some... thing!" | RealAudio: 11 KB; Wave: 111 KB
Ace: "Spank you very much!" | RealAudio: 3 KB; Wave: 10 KB
Ace: "Take care now, bye-bye then." | RealAudio: 3 KB; Wave: 27 KB
Ace: "Do I have something in my teeth?" | RealAudio: 4 KB; Wave: 29 KB
Ace: "Let's do all the things that *you* wanna do." | RealAudio: 8 KB; Wave: 38 KB
Ace: "Hi, welcome back." | RealAudio: 5 KB; Wave: 41 KB
Ace: "BAT?... what... BAT?" | RealAudio: 14 KB; Wave: 133 KB
Ace: "I couldn't help but notice that 'Echinsu Ocha' part. Did you just referred to me as 'White Devil'?"
| Ouda: "This is how they know you." Ace: "Leave that part out for now on!" RealAudio: 81 KB; Wave: 170 KB
Ace: "And now the Yak... yak, yeeeeaak, yeeea!" | RealAudio: 17 KB; Wave: 171 KB
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